The art of catching a Norwegian train…

I stood on the platform for a while, wondering what to do next.

Then I noticed that the train to Oslo was on the other side of the same platform and there was an officious-looking lady telling people things, so I went over to see her:

Me: Can I get a ticket for this train?

Conductor lady: No.

Me: Oh.. 😦

CL: All the seats are full.

Other guy in a hi vis jacket (to CL): ..rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb..

CL (to OG): ..rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb..

OG (to me): Rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb?

CL (to OG): Rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb. (presumably something to the effect of “I’ve already spoken to her” (like waitresses say ‘she’s MY customer/she’s being(/been) served’))

OG: *shrugs and goes away*

Me: …

CL: …

Me: I’m trying to get to Stockholm….

CL: You can have the spare seat and I can help you later.

Me: So I can get on the train?

CL: Yes. Carriage 8. *turns away to be busy elsewhere*

Me (confused as a confused thing): uh.. cool… thanks!

*gets on train*


The train doesn’t leave for another half hour but I don’t want to get out in case CL changes her mind. So far I’m standing in the isle/sitting on the steps so that I can say I haven’t stolen anyone’s place.. not that I can imagine the whole night train is really full on a Thursday…… 🤷‍♀️


I don’t much mind sitting on the steps – not that I expect to have to – I’ve been in enough jam-packed long-distance German trains where it’s been standing room only, even on the steps… (pre-pandemic)

Theoretically I think only selling as many tickets as there are seats is a really good idea.. practically it’s super annoying being too late to buy one..

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