In which I book a month of holiday at once

I’d like to say I’ve never had that much time off, but that wouldn’t be true (hallo national lockdown). Instead I will say I’ve never had that much time on a proper holiday before.

I would have liked 5 weeks but my colleague said he’d like some time off too, so I’ve adjusted my timetable a bit and will be home just in time for him to go away.

Whee!